Thursday, May 29, 2008

Oscar Online: First photos



The CHEMT blog is proud to present the first ever pictures of Oscar Randall Payne. As you can see, he is super cute!



We are excited for Jeremy and Crystal and thankful that everything has gone so well.






Preliminary reports suggest that Chaim loves his baby brother (that is, he hasn't bitten him yet). Being an oldest sibling myself, I understand the feeling of responsibility that Chaim is no doubt experiencing. I think he is going to be a fantastic Oldest - just like Ava, Ella, and Abby.




Can you say "favorite uncle"? Eat your heart out Jewel and Tanis.



I didn't mean that Tanis, Happy Birthday.

- C

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Welcome: Oscar Randall Payne !!!

I'm not sure if the name is official, but CHEMT wants to send our congratulations to Jeremy and Crystal. We are so excited to meet the newest member of the family, he is going to be such an awesome little guy!

To the KJAMBD and JTASJ blogs, I totally scooped you guys on the anouncement (and am trying to get the first photo too). But we really appreciate the pizza you had delivered - that was so thoughtful.

- C

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Plants & Fish



We finally got around to planting a garden this year. In fact, we got so excited about growing our own vegetables that we planted tomatoes, asparagus, carrots, shallots, and basil in the flower beds in front of our house. I'm not sure what our neighbors will think but we didn't really do anything with the flower beds last year and I think that something/anything growing will be an improvement. We chose the plants that would have a beneficial effect on their neighbors, our first attempt at companion planting.

I haven't included a photo of the garden proper because, well, it doesn't look very good. Over the winter we had been dropping our compost on it and, come spring, I just tilled everything together. Is that so bad? The soil isn't nice and sifted like gardens are supposed to look; it has leaves and pieces of cut grass mixed in. In some places you may even find a banana peel. Seriously, do you think that is going to be a problem?




We also got a little beta fish named Whisper. I'd developed a keen respect for these fish after meeting the specimen that Kendall and Jewel have in their home. One day while we were visiting, Tyson and Brooklyn dumped handfuls of spicy potato chips into its water. Fortunately one of the adults noticed what had happened and plucked it from the thickening sludge. We did an emergency water change, but I was still pretty sure there was a toilet bowl in its immediate future. To my surprise the fish survived! Apparently they are even semi-amphibious as it was once found lying on its side on the counter top - no one knows exactly how long it was out of the water for.

These two events have made me question why I ever bothered with salt water fish. These guys are cheaper and a lot less work. I took Kendall's advice and put it in a square container so it was easier to see. We noticed there is a little freshwater snail that must have hitchhiked along with the plant we bought - the snail's name is Surprise.

That's it for this week. Enjoy the rain.




- C

Friday, May 16, 2008

Heather's birthday and the camping trip that wasn't



A couple days ago we decided that a camping trip would be a good way to spend Heather's birthday. Even though it was last minute, my boss gave me the time off work. The weather forecast was good. It looked like we were set.

We got to the first campground by mid day and I had thought we would still be early enough to beat the rush. I was wrong. Apparently the correct strategy to get a camping site on a long weekend is to show up on Thursday and set up camp so it's waiting for you when the weekend starts. I think everyone except us knew that, because neither of the campgrounds we checked had any room. The kids were disappointed and I felt like I had let them down.




Because we were already in the area, and loaded with supplies, we decided to spend the day. We visited our favorite hiking trail and had a picnic lunch. We went to some falls nearby where the kids spent hours playing in the water. It was a special treat to watch a pair of kayakers making trips over the side.







We had a hot dog roast and some birthday cake that I managed to smuggle along. By the time we headed home, the kids were all tuckered out. As our perfect day was drawing to a close, my cell phone started ringing. It was my Sergeant calling to tell me that the Drug Unit was about to execute search warrants on a couple of houses and that they were expecting kids to be inside. At 11:00PM I headed in to work and picked up a partner. We ended up apprehending a total of four children and by the time I was finished my reports it was 5:30AM. I had taken the motorcycle to work and as I drove back home I was surprised at how cold it had gotten. It made me glad that my family wasn't sleeping in a tent.

Things definitely didn't turn out as planned - we didn't go camping, Heather's parents weren't able to come up for a surprise party, and I ended up having to work on my day off. Despite that, I noticed three really positive things:

We had made some great memories sharing Heather's special day with her.

At 30 years old, she is even prettier than when we first met.

And... all of our clothes didn't end up smelling like smoke.



- C

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Pass The Butter

I received the following information in an email the other day and thought I would share it. I don't know how much of this is actually true but it is a lot easier to just paste it here than it is to actually research it...


Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money in to the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. ! It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it?
They have come out with some clever new flavorings.

DO YOU KNOW.. the difference between margarine and butter?
Read on to the end...gets very interesting!

Both have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams.

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.!

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, for Margarine:

Very high in trans fatty acids.

Triple risk of coronary heart disease .

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold.

Lowers quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC..

This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

You can try this yourself:

Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things:

* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

* it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic . Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Share This With Your Friends.....(If you want to "butter them up")!



That concludes this week's public service announcement.

- C

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Finer Things Club: Timepieces pt. 1

Lately, we have received a lot of mail from readers who want more variety from this blog than just our family activities. One letter particularly stands out,

"Dear C,

I am really getting discouraged by some of your posts, I mean, my kids are cute but they aren't super-cute like yours. Also, I sometimes feel like I fall short in trying to be as good of a parent, or husband, or Internet author as you are. Kindly tone down the awesomeness of your blog, I think it will be more accessible to a wider audience of people if you do.

Loyally yours,

[ name removed ]

ps - I have always admired the patience you have shown in dealing with a certain one of your sisters, that must be really tough for you sometimes."


I want the readers to know that I open each letter and gift package we receive, and in response to this sentiment, I will not be talking about us at all in this post. The following treatise on watches is not meant to be exhaustive or even historically accurate, but I hope that someone learns something from this interesting topic:

Mechanicals:



This is old-school time-telling right here. Mechanical watches didn't have any batteries or circuits, they are powered by a coiled spring. On some watches, the spring is wound by the owner turning the crown (handwind) and on some the spring is connected to a pendulum weight inside the case that spins around when the wearer moves his or her hand (automatic).

Here you can see the weighted rotor that winds the spring:




The most complicated and expensive part of any watch is the escapement which controls the rate at which the mainspring unwinds and divides the movement into units of time. On some watch dials you might notice writing that tells how many jewels the watch has. I was always stumped by this and thought that the jewels were a decorative thing (even though I couldn't see any). What I have learned was that small jewels (usually rubies or man-made sapphires) are used inside the movement to reduce the friction of the moving parts and increase longevity by reducing the wear that would occur if metal rubbed against metal 24 hours/day.



Mechanical watches are not as common today and have been almost completely replaced by the modern quartz watch which is much cheaper to produce, and much more accurate. Even a very expensive mechanical watch will only be accurate to 15-30 seconds/day while a cheap Walmart quartz watch will be in the range of 15-30 seconds/month! You can easily spot a mechanical watch by the movement of its seconds hand. A quartz will only tick once per second while a mechanical will tick 6 times per second (or 8 times in hi-beat movements). The result is a nice smooth sweeping second hand motion.

Because of their history and complexity, mechanical watches are still preferred by connoisseurs who view them as having more "soul" than modern battery powered timepieces. The expensive luxury brands are almost exclusively mechanical for this reason. The higher cost mechanicals sometimes come with a COSC certification which means that a Swiss institute (Contrôle Officiel Suisse des Chronomètres) has measured and adjusted each individual watch and has approved it as chronometer, guaranteeing it will lose no more that 4 second per day and gain no more than 6 seconds per day. Rolex and Breitling are some of the more common examples of COSC chronometers. It is crazy to think that a $5,000 Rolex will still not be as accurate as Mason's plastic Timex with the lizard-shaped seconds hand. But the engineering that goes into a mechanical watch is simply amazing and I can not fathom that in the 1600's people were already building them.

Here is the only mechanical I own:

An Orient 200m dive watch:



Orient is one of the big three Japanese companies (with Seiko and Citizen) but is not as commonly known because they stuck to producing mechanicals while the other two companies embraced quartz and sell worldwide. This watch is not expensive (only $100 or so) but I think it is one of the best values out there. It has a 21-jewel automatic movement that is made in-house, not mass produced by one company and plunked into different brands like some watches. Both of it's crowns are threaded and screw down to make the entire case water-tight to 200ms, hence placing it in the dive watch category. I don't scuba dive but I sometimes put this watch on just to shower or do the dishes : ) It is 8 seconds slow per day which isn't too hot compared to quartz, but when you consider that it uses a metal spring and a nest of gears and cogs and only misplaces 8 of the 86400 second in a day, well, that is an incredible feat and an amazing human achievement.

- C